The Eight Crimes of the Cat
And thus were recorded the Eight Crimes, committed without remorse, without apology, and often before breakfast.
The Act of Biting the Caretaker.
The Breaking of the Window Blinder.
Surveillance During Sacred Toilet Rituals.
The Desecration of All Tissues.
Suffocation by Chest and Neck Occupation.
The Deployment of Claws.
Interference During Labor and Thought.
Drinking From the Human’s Cup.
No punishment was issued. For the Cat acknowledged no authority.
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