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Basics

Name Mimi the Cat
Label Domestic Entity (Feline)
Phone (000) 666-6666
Url https://keonzhao.github.io
Summary A small four-legged being of uncertain origin, widely acknowledged as the primary authority within the household and a known disruptor of linear time, sleep cycles, and free will.

Work

  • 2025.06 - Present
    Supreme Overseer
    Primary Residence
    Responsible for monitoring all human activities, enforcing feeding schedules, and supervising laptop usage. Frequently interrupts work to demand worship.
    • Keyboard Occupation
    • Midnight Screaming
    • Chair Theft

Volunteer

  • 2025.06 - Present

    Bedroom

    Night Shift Coordinator
    Human Sleep Deprivation Initiative
    Voluntarily sacrifices silence between 2:00–5:00 AM to ensure humans remain alert and spiritually unsettled.
    • Unexplained Yowling
    • Sudden Sprinting
    • Awarded 'Most Loud Creature' by Humans

Education

  • 2025.06 - Present

    Kitchen Counter

    Self-Taught
    School of Hard Knocks (Table Edition)
    Object Physics
    • Gravity Verification
    • Cup Pushing

Awards

Certificates

Advanced Curtain Climbing
Vertical Surface Academy 2025-06-07
Certified Lap Occupier
International Feline Council 2025-06-07

Publications

  • 2025.06.07
    On the Sudden Appearance of Zoomies
    Journal of Unexplained Behavior
    An observational study documenting spontaneous high-speed movement with no identifiable cause.

Skills

Chaos Engineering
Item Knocking
Human Manipulation
Selective Hearing
Door Screaming

Languages

Meow
Native
Silence
Strategic

Interests

Forbidden Objects
Cables
Plants
Plastic Bags
Anything Explicitly Forbidden

References

The Human
She owns me. I tolerate her.