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Basics
| Name | Mimi the Cat |
| Label | Domestic Entity (Feline) |
| Phone | (000) 666-6666 |
| Url | https://keonzhao.github.io |
| Summary | A small four-legged being of uncertain origin, widely acknowledged as the primary authority within the household and a known disruptor of linear time, sleep cycles, and free will. |
Work
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2025.06 - Present Supreme Overseer
Primary Residence
Responsible for monitoring all human activities, enforcing feeding schedules, and supervising laptop usage. Frequently interrupts work to demand worship.
- Keyboard Occupation
- Midnight Screaming
- Chair Theft
Volunteer
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2025.06 - Present Bedroom
Night Shift Coordinator
Human Sleep Deprivation Initiative
Voluntarily sacrifices silence between 2:00–5:00 AM to ensure humans remain alert and spiritually unsettled.
- Unexplained Yowling
- Sudden Sprinting
- Awarded 'Most Loud Creature' by Humans
Education
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2025.06 - Present Kitchen Counter
Awards
- 2025.06.07
Most Innocent Looking Criminal
The Humans
Awarded for committing acts of destruction while maintaining an expression of absolute purity.
Certificates
| Advanced Curtain Climbing | ||
| Vertical Surface Academy | 2025-06-07 |
| Certified Lap Occupier | ||
| International Feline Council | 2025-06-07 |
Publications
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2025.06.07 On the Sudden Appearance of Zoomies
Journal of Unexplained Behavior
An observational study documenting spontaneous high-speed movement with no identifiable cause.
Skills
| Chaos Engineering | |
| Item Knocking | |
| Human Manipulation | |
| Selective Hearing | |
| Door Screaming |
Languages
| Meow | |
| Native |
| Silence | |
| Strategic |
Interests
| Forbidden Objects | |||||
| Cables | |||||
| Plants | |||||
| Plastic Bags | |||||
| Anything Explicitly Forbidden | |||||
References
| The Human | |
| She owns me. I tolerate her. |